The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776,
working on the constitution. It had been a long day.
"Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it? "
"Shall I open the window? "
"No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.
"
"Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution?
"
"What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves
while at work? "
"Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about, 'Everyone shall have
the right to bare arms'"
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