Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Lawyer Race

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.

The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

"I don't have to, " the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you"


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